Hey guys. My dog is cooler than yours. She’s a toy poodle. She’s an orange mandarin sort of colour, however the last years has turned to a black colour… Well I think so anyways. My dog can stay, play dead and is a lot less agressive than other dogs. She doesn’t take dumps inside or piss on the carpet, she doesn’t moult either recently, however it happened before she went what I presume to be a black colour. She’s small and was cute. I’ve had a lot of great memories with her.
There’s just one problem though. She’s a lot more dead than other dogs. I don’t see much of her either. She’s a bit more burnt than other dogs, however it’s one of the typical processes a family chooses when a dog passes away.
Yeah, she’s dead. 5 or 6 years ago to be in fact. It sucks. Having a dog kicked ass. I’d love another dog. I’d be thinking towards a Jack Russel or a Beagle. Beagle probably, if I had the choice. I’ve seen some pretty kick ass dogs in my time and Beagles are one of the epic breeds. My mother wants to get some… Eh, it’s a flash name I can’t remember but it’s like a huge cotton bud with eyes and teeth. I’ve got nothing against them, they’re just a bit more nannyish, no offence mum. You told me you read this sort of stuff I post so here’s your little recognition. Love ya mum. Dog please?
Posted by /Bolt 
(and those who didn’t get me anything better sharpen up if you wanna be in my good books :[ ). New Years was okay. Nothing too amazing except talking about sex, sheep, porn and texting with Ray, a deaf guy, which made it like twenty times funnier xD.
