My Dog Kicks Ass

Hey guys. My dog is cooler than yours. She’s a toy poodle. She’s an orange mandarin sort of colour, however the last years has turned to a black colour… Well I think so anyways. My dog can stay, play dead and is a lot less agressive than other dogs. She doesn’t take dumps inside or piss on the carpet, she doesn’t moult either recently, however it happened before she went what I presume to be a black colour. She’s small and was cute. I’ve had a lot of great memories with her.

There’s just one problem though. She’s a lot more dead than other dogs. I don’t see much of her either. She’s a bit more burnt than other dogs, however it’s one of the typical processes a family chooses  when a dog passes away.

Yeah, she’s dead. 5 or 6 years ago to be in fact. It sucks. Having a dog kicked ass. I’d love another dog. I’d be thinking towards a Jack Russel or a Beagle. Beagle probably, if I had the choice. I’ve seen some pretty kick ass dogs in my time and Beagles are one of the epic breeds. My mother wants to get some… Eh, it’s a flash name I can’t remember but it’s like a huge cotton bud with eyes and teeth. I’ve got nothing against them, they’re just a bit more nannyish, no offence mum. You told me you read this sort of stuff I post so here’s your little recognition. Love ya mum. Dog please?

The Can Dispensing Chair!

One of many fascinating ideas I’ve come up with when I was MEANT to be doing my exams is the Can Dispensing Chair.

Here’s the entire thinking process in a nutshell:

And here’s a video explaining it, since you don’t get it:
Youtube Video

Available on my site in NEVER.

Wer r u botl?????

I’ve been very busy with life, sadly. Loads of college stuff and less time for internets. Not to mention my laptop is shit.

I recently had a spill, which consisted of Coca cola coming in contact with my keyboard, and yes, the Coca cola was in liquid form, which is bad. Very bad. So bad, in fact, that my N, B, 5, 6 and F8 key don’t work. I have a USB keyboard plugged in which eats anal compared to my laptop keyboard, which I actually enjoy typing on.

Now, what does the F8 key do for you? Probably nothing for most laptop users and basically all desktop users, but my laptop is empowered with one function attached to it. Increasing screen brightness. What this means is that when I press the function key and F8, my screen goes brighter. The thing about this is that there is only one way to increase the screen brightness and that is it.
Can you piece the facts together yet?
Well, my F8 key don’t work, so neither does the ability to make my screen brighter. So I now have this chunky old monitor I’ve had since I was like 6 sitting in my room taking up all my desk space, just so I can do basic tasks on my computer! Hooray!

Anyways, you might not have seen much animations from me. That’s because I haven’t shown much animations from me. That’s because I haven’t made much animations from me. That’s bbecause I haven’t been able to make animations from me for a while because I suck.

That’s right, I suck. Enjoy.

Hey Guys?

So I was thinking of making a huge tutorial, using all my knowledge to do good in the world.

What do you think?

Right then, time to sum up the last month! I’ve finished my tenth year at school, survived Christmas and New Years and started a new animation. Holidays are back again, which are pretty boring but oh well, it has to happen. Next year (oh wait, this year!) I get to select three options to go along with the compulsory stuff at school, so I chose Information Technology, Graphics and Science. Yay. Fun times right? Well maybe. We have NCEA, which is the top priority of every student if you wanna be successful, basically.
Christmas was pretty sweet too. Nothing too amazing but I didn’t expect too much. Thanks for the presents everyone (and those who didn’t get me anything better sharpen up if you wanna be in my good books :[  ). New Years was okay. Nothing too amazing except talking about sex, sheep, porn and texting with Ray, a deaf guy, which made it like twenty times funnier xD.

Also, enjoy my little updates to the site. Some of them are small but hey, shit happens : D

Alright guys, bloggage time! I have a blog. Yes I do. Enjoy.

(What’s wrong with the /Bolt /Blog?)
Too hard to manage.